You need some smoker pubs but not many. Go and kill yourself if you want, leave everyone else alone.
I found this image on a forum

Hmph.
What a great article! Maddox rocks.
Manly Suicide by Maddox
I think it was Maxim magazine that recently called for a return to more
'macho' values. Theyr'e right. In 10 years time the workforce is going
to be made up of pretentious, vain, self obsessed knobheads.
People say 'Im just taking a pride in my appearance'. I say 'You are an arrogant tit so fuck off'.

What happens when the Army need to recruit! 'Ohhhhh Sorry Sergeant,
cant put the helmet that will stop me getting grenades in my face on,
it will mess up my new hair style. What fashioning product do you
use?'
The Sergeant then pulls out a cosh and twats this dumb fucker in the head until he dies.
I've come up with a solution to the problem. GIVE ME A SHOTGUN! I will
cure 80% of this countries problems by killing all the wankers who dont
deserve to live. Funeral directors will make a fortune, as will
reconstructive surgeons. I can make all the problems go away. By
killing them. Ta da!
Now give me 500 quid you wankers. 
Argh metrosexuals annoy me. Solution: Build underground shelters
and let good people in, then nuke the entire planet. This will kill off
all the scum and we can come out and start again 100 years later. Cool
eh.
Over the past
few weeks, 4 people have come to me with problems about spyware,
viruses etc. And in 3 of the cases, they had no protection whatsoever.
So this article
is about how to better protect your PC. Any suggestions can be sent to
tommac2005 AT hotmail DOT com or you can comment on the entry.
First off, Im
assuming everyone is running Windows, as this is the most popular. Most
people are on XP, but the features of Win98 are the same. So the
article is written at 98 users and can be applied to XP too as they are
very similar (on the surface). Also, I'm assuming everyone connects the
Net using BroadBand, most commonly using a cable modem.
There are several types of spyware / adware / malware that can
affect your computer. The most annoying is probably adware, as it
causes pop ups to be displayed, sometimes when you arent even connected
to the internet. This doesnt actually cause any damage to your
computer, except slow it down. Adware is normally caught from
downloading programs (eg Kazaa, BearShare) and you consent to its
installation somewhere in the EULA (its buried deep in there so its
hard to find).
To get rid of this shit, I recommend a free program called SpyBot: Search & Destroy. Its great.
http://www.safer-networking.org/en/download/
It runs in the background and prevents popups from displaying, searches
your computer for adware, malware, spyware and fixes them. Its
updated about 3 times a week with little files that detect new versions
of spyware.
Also includes some handy little programs for power users.
Tbc....
Download list so far:
Only just got into this conspiracy thing (lunchtime conversations with a bloke at work) and was very skeptical at first. I listened to him and quickly realised that he wasnt just spouting random shit, he was able to back up everything he said with references to history, newspapers, radio shows, even things said by politicians.
He gave me a few websites to have a look around and I spent about 3 / 4
hours over 2 nights reading first about the London bombings and the
failed ones 2 weeks later. I was again suprised at how much solid
evidence there is to support the theory that it was orchestrated by
Illuminati / Government.
Check out
http://www.prisonplanet.com
http://www.davidicke.com
http://www.infowars.com
and if you want to see how subliminal messaging is used in advertising, check out http://www.subliminalworld.org
I could sit here and repeat the theories shown on the above sites above
but I don't know enough about it to comment yet. What I will say
however, is that there are some very suspicious things going on.
FACTS:
42 of the USA Presidents have come from the same blood line.
Past and present Presidents have been filmed in Bohemian Grove performing rituals including the sacrifice of a human, and the worship of a large stone owl.
I've seen the footage.
Recommend: Any of David Icke's books, especially The Biggest Secret and
Infinite Love is the Only Truth, Everything Else is Illusion.

Cops keep the faith
POLICE have been told to take their shoes off and not use sniffer dogs when raiding Muslim homes.
An
18-point guide issued by Bedfordshire Police lists dos and don'ts when
dealing with Muslims who are suspected of terrorist or drugs offences.
The
guidelines, which were reissued last week, state that 'the Muslim
community feels victimised and suspicious of counter terrorist police
operations and in the current climate a search at a British Muslim
household has the potential to become a critical incident and come
under intense scrutiny'.
It then lists 18 points police officers should note.
These include:
• Rapid entry needs to be the last resort and raids into Muslim houses are discouraged for religious dignity reasons.
• Police should seek to avoid looking at unclad Muslim women and allow them to dress and cover their heads.
• For reasons of dignity officers should seek to avoid entering occupied bedrooms and bathrooms.
•
Use of police dogs will be considered serious desecration of the
premises and may necessitate extensive cleaning of the house and
disposal of household items.
• Advice should be sought before
considering the use of cameras and camcorders due to the risk of
capturing individuals, especially women, in inappropriate dress.
• Muslim prisoners should be allowed to take additional clothing to the station.
•
If people are praying at home officers should stand aside and not
disrupt the prayer. They should be allowed the opportunity to finish.
• Officers should not take shoes into the houses, especially in areas that might be kept pure for prayer purposes.
• In the current climate the justification for pre-dawn raids on Muslim houses needs to be clear and transparent.
•
Non-Muslims are not allowed to touch holy books, Qurans or religious
artefacts without permission. Where possible, Muslim officers in a
state of 'Wudhu' should be used for this purpose.
A Bedfordshire
Police spokesman said: "The guidelines are regularly issued to all
staff as a reminder of the force protocol when entering a Muslim
household.
"We take very seriously the culture surrounding all
faiths and feel it is important to respect those beliefs, even while
carrying out police business.
"We would like to reassure all
communities that any current or perceived tensions, which might be
heightened as a result of recent events, will not affect how police
deal with Muslims or anyone else."
Zafar Khan, chairman of Luton
Council of Faiths, said: "Guidelines on how to deal and interact with
the community in all faiths should be welcomed."
http://www.lsnmedia.co.uk/bos/index.html