Pretty Boys

I think it was Maxim magazine that recently called for a return to more
'macho' values. Theyr'e right. In 10 years time the workforce is going
to be made up of pretentious, vain, self obsessed knobheads.



People say 'Im just taking a pride in my appearance'. I say 'You are an arrogant tit so fuck off'.



What happens when the Army need to recruit! 'Ohhhhh Sorry Sergeant,
cant put the helmet that will stop me getting grenades in my face on,
it will mess up my new hair style.  What fashioning product do you
use?'



The Sergeant then pulls out a cosh and twats this dumb fucker in the head until he dies.



I've come up with a solution to the problem. GIVE ME A SHOTGUN! I will
cure 80% of this countries problems by killing all the wankers who dont
deserve to live. Funeral directors will make a fortune, as will
reconstructive surgeons.  I can make all the problems go away. By
killing them. Ta da!



Now give me 500 quid you wankers.



Argh metrosexuals annoy me.  Solution: Build underground shelters
and let good people in, then nuke the entire planet. This will kill off
all the scum and we can come out and start again 100 years later. Cool
eh.

17.8.05 10:33